Morning Wood T-Shirt

The Problem: You wake up, you're a little groggy, but something else is definitely standing at attention. 

The Solution: You might as well own it.

Say hello to our iconic "Morning Wood" T-Shirt, featuring the most relatable piece of lumber you'll ever meet. He's a little sad, a little bewildered, and clearly just trying to get through the day... just like his human counterpart.

This shirt is for anyone who appreciates the uncomfortable reality of Nocturnal Penile Tumescence (yes, that's the scientific term, but who are we kidding?). It's the perfect conversation starter, a hilarious gift for your buddy, or the ultimate uniform for a lazy Sunday morning walk of shame (or pride, depending on how things went).

• Seamless double-needle collar for added structure
• Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems for enhanced durability
• Taped neck and shoulders to maintain shape through wear

Fabrication: Solid colors are made from 100% cotton (preshrunk jersey knit); Ash Grey consists of 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester; Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester; and Heather Colors feature a blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester.

This t-shirt is perfect for casual outings, weekend gatherings, or simply lounging at home. Whether you're pairing it with jeans or shorts, its relaxed fit and fun design make it an ideal choice for any occasion. Order now to bring a smile to your wardrobe with this hilarious tee!

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