Every Fart Is A Gamble T-Shirt

Finally, a t-shirt that truly gets it! We've all been there – that moment of brave optimism, followed by... well, you know. Our "EVERY FART IS A GAMBLE" tee is for anyone who lives life on the edge, one potentially risky gaseous emission at a time. It's the perfect blend of crude humor and undeniable truth, guaranteed to get a knowing chuckle (and maybe a nervous shift) from anyone who sees it.

- Seamless double-needle collar for a polished look

- Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems for added durability

- Taped neck and shoulders for a sturdy design

- Lightweight feel keeps you comfortable all day

Perfect as a gift or a treat for yourself. Order now and wear your fun side proudly!

Size guide

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
A) Length (cm)	71.1	73.7	76.2	78.7	81.3	83.8	86	89
B) Width (cm)	91.4	101.6	111.8	122	132	142.2	152	162
B) Half Chest (cm)	45.7	50.8	55.9	61	66	71.1	76	81

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
A) Length (inches)	28	29	30	31	32	33	33.9	35
B) Width (inches)	36	40	44	48	52	56	59.8	63.8
B) Half Chest (inches)	18	20	22	24	26	28	29.9	31.9

Care Instructions

General	The tee combines comfort, style, and durability, making it a top choice for both everyday wear and craft projects.
Wash	Maintain the tee's look and feel by washing it in cold water with similar colors.
Dry	Tumble dry low or hang dry to preserve the fabric integrity and print quality.
Store	Ideal for retail and online stores looking for a high-quality, customizable tee that supports ethical manufacturing practices

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Every Fart Is A Gamble T-Shirt